There are some times when I find myself wondering if I am ever going to grow up.
Some things just stick with you a little longer. When I was little, I wanted to be tall enough to pee in the 'man' urinal. Ladies, you just have to understand. It is a thing. There are an odd set of rules that govern men's restrooms. This is one.
Even now, when given a choice, I never opt for the low bowl. It is not a matter of aim, or comfort, or anything else. And it is not even a conscious decision. I just can't quite bring myself to revert to being the one who wasn't tall enough. I have even un-self-consciously allowed others to go ahead of me in line to avoid the kid pot.
Will I ever grow out of it?